The Nobel Prize was given out today to a liberal person who works at the United Nations who nobody has ever heard of. I've never heard of the person. I know a lot of people, I never heard of this particular person, but congratulations anyway.

In all of the wars that I have settled, I never spoke to the United Nations. They were of no help to me.

The United States of America, represented by me as your president, should have received the Nobel Peace Prize, but didn't.

This is an indelible stain on the country of Norway.