J: Hey Cole! Look at what i found! Pumpkin costumes! Isn't it cool!? We'll be the best at trick-or-treating!
C: Uh... pumpkin? Jay, that's silly! I want to be someone... brutal! And cool! With an amazing moustache...
J: But pumpkins are cool?
C: Yeah, but they're not brutal. AND they dont have moustache.
J: You're such a partypooper! You know, pumpkin costumes get a LOT of candies every halloween!
C: ...They do?
J: Yeah! Like... TONS of candies!
C: ...Pumpkin it is!

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C: Hey look! I got a full bucket of candies! That's amazing! Everyone loves the costume!
J: Told you!
C: Fine. You really can be useful sometimes.
J: Excuse me? "Sometimes"??

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