🎬🔮 South Park Roasts Prediction Market Degens

The kids of South Park are now degenerate gamblers — and they’re betting on everything from school lunches to Middle East peace deals. In this week’s episode, the show skewered prediction markets like Kalshi and Polymarket, portraying fourth-graders aping into a sketchy betting app.

The savage satire didn’t stop there — they also mocked regulators (CFTC, FCC) as “highly professional strategic advisers” and even included a lookalike of Donald Trump Jr., who recently shilled his way onto Polymarket's advisory board.

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🤷‍♀️ Degens couldn't even wait for the episode to air. Myriad users dumped $17.1K on whether the show would name-drop real platforms (it did), while Polymarket degens were farming drama betting on how many times characters would say "Trump," “prediction,” or "dildo" (yes, really).

Speaking of unhinged bets…

Remember when Trump death rumors sparked $1.6M in bets last month? South Park’s timing is alpha. The show has always roasted crypto trends, from its infamous "Bitcoin Ponzi scheme" jab to blasting NFT bros.

Plot twist: This takedown comes as US regulators are actually green-lighting prediction markets. The CFTC just gave Polymarket a “no-action letter,” basically a free pass to operate stateside. 🧐

Whether you're degenning on meme coins or predictions, know your exit liquidity. Laugh off the Ls, and maybe don't take financial advice from Cartman.

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