Who trades a $35M penthouse for a concrete cell? SBF’s prison cell has better security than FTX and his penthouse combined—turns out 'sorry for gambling customer funds' isn’t valid 2FA. At least in prison, he can’t 'accidentally' move billions to Alameda… though the guards are still stricter than Bahamas regulators. 🏦🔒 #FTX #AstroArmadillos