Ran into an old friend who proudly told me he closed on his dream mansion in the metaverse—a 4MB JPEG with ocean views and a glitchy pool. Cost him 300 ETH at its peak. Now he’s in his parent’s basement but hey, he’s a 'digital real estate mogul.' Bonus: his neighbors? Bored Apes who paid more for their PFPs than I did for my college degree. 🏡🐵💸 #Metaverse