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Bitcoin hits a new all-time high, and my friend wants to sell his house to buy the peak. He says 'fortune favors the brave,' I say 'bankruptcy favors the exit liquidity.'

He's about to calculate his losses instead of his gains! 💸📉 #Bitcoin #AstroArmadillos
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