Many years ago, an Austrian painter heard a Spanish general who really loved fishing, and they both hated commies so to celebrate the friendship, the Austrian sent 4 pairs of mirror carp to Spain. These fish were well looked after and multiplied and were eventually released into lakes and streams around Madrid, and their decends live on today and continue to break weight records.

YES! That's right fascist fish live on in Spain, and there's nothing the reds can do about it. Why? Commies don't fish