🇮🇷⚔️🇺🇸 The Iranian Embassy in Sarajevo has responded to "Narco" Rubio's pathetic little stunt in front of the Parthenon.

It has posted a picture of a 2,600-year old Iranian "Aftabeh".

Aftabeh is a watering can Iranians have used for personal hygiene (wash their behinds after taking a No.2).

Herodotus (father of history) wrote in complete amazement about how Iranians had outhouses dedicated to sh*tting (toilets) thousands of years ago and took pride in their personal hygiene.

Ancient Athenians by contrast, did their business by the trees and wiped themselves with a piece of stone (Ostraka). We doubt if the white clean garments ancient Greeks are depicted wearing by Hollywood, stayed clean for very long and by reason were worn at all.

The other Iranian gift to the Hellenic world is trousers. Men in Ancient Hellenic city states and Rome used to wear skirts.

Do you imagine the "closet queen" Pete Hegseth has fantasies about Rubio giving his speech from the Parthenon wearing a miniskirt?

The mind boggles!

@SimurghRes