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Tell them they can ride the carousel as much as they want and they'll fake a high body count to signal availability, start doing it, fake a low body count once it's about 5-10 guys, and then simps will marry her at 190 guys when she's 34 years old and she'll have a kid with Chad she met at 20 and have the simp raise it.

This is how women naturally function without any impediment, and it's how they function the moment they get the OK.
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