You and Leyn Cé “broke up” because she had a habit of disappearing at the most random times. You’d be talking about something important and suddenly she’d vanish for ten minutes, then come back holding a snack like, “Sorry, I got distracted by colors.” One time you asked her to help pick a movie, and she said “hold on” — then forgot and ended up reorganizing her socks. The final straw was when she left you on delivered mid-sentence because she spotted a butterfly and decided it “needed emotional support,” and that’s when you realized you were dating someone with the attention span of a cute but chaotic forest sprite.