Рококошечка🌷

i have no clue wtf is this plant /⁠ᐠ⁠｡⁠ꞈ⁠｡⁠ᐟ⁠\

nor how did it get here ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭

(but it's tasty... ʕ⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴥ⁠ꈍ⁠ʔ )

I'm a beyond redemption, I've color coded my bookshelf, what's your excuse?

(will probably rearrange it in a few days, kinda hate how cluttered it feels)

my 5min rollcake survived living by itself for two days... proud of 'em...

yesterday he fought another kitty and lost~ uwu
good floof~

look at my impressive fake boobs!!
kakkoiing around... =`•∆•′=

I had a tummyache so I asked for congee.
I was told that this is "H" for "Honey".
Is she being cute or messing with me?

~ ^owo^ ~

five words each woman wants to hear:
"go read your danmeis, honey"

"я – фрилансер. работаю, когда мне вздумается; гуляю сам по себе"

"если ты, заказчик, возьмёшь у меня коммишку три раза!.. то будешь донатить мне на патреоне во веки веков."

this year I've been avidly reading MTL'ed danmeis, but my honey said that the quality is unbearable and she doesn't get it.
idk what she's talking about...

s h e g o t b o o p e d 🔫

ATTENTION! TEENAGE RATLING IS CROSSING THE RIVER!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!

ВНИМАНИЕ! КРЫСЁНЫШ ПЕРЕПЛЫВАЕТ РЕКУ! СПАСИБО ЗА ВНИМАНИЕ!

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