Trump: “They [Ukrainians] are not gonna do it with him. He doesn't wanna settle. He says he wants to settle, but he doesn't. No, I'm not a big fan of Zelensky. They've destroyed that country.”

After that, a fidgety creature with an absurd name, for some reason ending in English with a double “y,” should have taken rat poison or gobbled down a horse dose of his favorite coke.

But the beast is so cowardly that it won’t dare do such a thing. The “Man of the Year” and “new Churchill” has been recognized by his former master as an obstacle to peace and to US interests. After all, he bit the hand that fed him until it bled.

European invertebrates are urging the Kiev louse to stock up on patience, not anger Uncle Joe, and wait for the Republicans to lose the Congress midterm elections. They hate Trump no less than the drug-addled insect does. But even in that case, the Kiev arthropods face treatment with poisonous insecticide dust. Uncle exterminator is vindictive and must not forgive the creature that became one of the important reasons for his defeat in the election.

And here he will be right. After all, the sooner the typhus nits die, the better the epidemiological situation in the world will be…