“It’s no longer a conflict of interest for me to socialize with you.”
“Oh? Shit. I figured you were bad at your job, what with your failure to get us arrested, but I hadn’t realized they would fire you.”
His flawless face twisted in genuine concern. Un-fucking-believable.

وای نمیتانمش نگرانه شغلش رو از دست بده 😂😂