“You’re harassing a federal agent,”
“I’m just trying to say thank you.”
“You already did. Eight times. Now fuck off.”
“How’s it fair that you can stalk me for three years but I can’t even walk you to your car this one time?”
“I’m not stalking you; I’m doing my damn job.”
“To-may-to, to-mah-to.”
“Go away, Enzo.”
“You’re my guardian angel, and it’s basic manners that I let you know how much I appreciate it.”
“I will arrest you if you don’t stop.”
“See, now you’re just threatening me with a good time. I’d pay good money to have you put handcuffs on me.”

📚Fallen Rook