“I thought we were friends.”
“We are.”
“Good friends.”
“We are. You and Anh are my best friends. What—”
“Clearly not, if I had to hear it from Stella, who heard it from Jess, who heard it from Jeremy, who heard it from Anh—”
“Hear what?”
“—who heard it from I don’t even know who. And I thought we were friends.”
“Hear what?”
“I’m done. I’m letting the cockroaches eat you. And I’m changing my Netflix password.”
“Malcolm. Hear what?”
“That you are dating Adam Carlsen.”

📚The Love Hypothesis