“I’ll just go back to my office and begin to work on my Title IX complaint.”
“Yeah. That would be great, since— Wait. Your what?”
“Title IX is a federal law that protects against sexual misconduct within academic settings—”
“I know what Title IX is.”
“I see. So you willfully chose to disregard it.”
“I— What? No. No, I didn’t!”
“I must be mistaken, then. Someone else must have assaulted me.”
“Assault—I didn’t ‘assault’ you.”
“You did kiss me.”

📚The Love Hypothesis