When “hydration” becomes synthetic.
Sprite Zero before bed? Because nothing says elite health like lab-made chemicals and no actual nutrients.
This is where we’re headed — a future where electrolytes come from soda and not salt, and hydration is just another artificial ritual.
Real hydration doesn’t come in green plastic. It comes from mineral-rich water, real salt, and food that hasn’t been formulated by a chemist.
This isn’t elite. It’s dystopian.