brit/pol - Emergency Bake Edition

>Russell Brand arrives at court ahead of trial after being charged with rape and sexual assault
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16186287/Russell-Brand-arrives-court-ahead-trial-charged-rape-sexual-assault.html
>ASOS 'hacked' LIVE: Customers of online store sent alarming message - 'fully compromised'
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2254807/asos-hacked-live-fears-customers-message
>DASHER THUG Waitress taken to A&E ‘after being attacked by dine & dasher’ when she chased group ‘who didn’t pay bill’
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/40592329/waitress-attacked-dine-dasher-over-bill/
>Dad who demolished half a semi-detached house then fled UK defends 'nightmare' move
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/dad-who-demolished-half-semi-37738173

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cv4g17kkxwj3o
>Greggs Burned

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/543892242