I don't know how it works, but I'm wise enough to not question it.

Many have (somehow) found great success in executing trades based on moon phases.

But how the hell do you do that? Is a full moon bullish or bearish? What about a Supermoon?

All your questions and more answered in How to Trade Funding Rates with the Moon (with proof!):

https://x.com/boros_fi/status/1995893303473045537?s=20

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