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полный текст на английском:
Once upon a time, there lived a green pug. He lived in a big gray building, in an old, empty flat. He had a cowboy hat and a revolver.

One morning, the pug woke up to a sharp buzz, right next to his ear. It was a deadly mosquito, because it was already more than fourteen years old.

The pug, now wide awake, shot at the mosquito with his revolver. But he missed. The bullet bounced back and went right into the gun again. Because of that, the gun blew up right in the pug's paw. But the fire from the blast killed the mosquito.

The surprised green pug stood up straight. He stuck out his tongue. And he said, just like a human: "Job done. Now go to sleep, comrade mosquito!"
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