Mr. Beefman 🥩

Starting to think half the FOMO leaderboard is fake

I use @ fomo every day and it's a genuinely useful tool

But after going through the data I found, it looks like half the top spots are fake characters with fake PnL

As if someone took wallets from bundled coins and registered them on FOMO as real users

No questions about the tool itself https://fomo.family/r/MrBeefman that tab in my browser never closes

Bookmark this one, you'll want it later

> START HERE

Step by step guide to making money on Meteora for beginners v2 https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2089662072309133661

My journey, 3 SOL to 1000+ SOL in a year with two wipeouts https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2099872585563435095

> WHAT'S POSSIBLE IN LP

The most legendary print I've ever seen, 110 SOL → 320 SOL in 30 minutes https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/1978028953362182531

+1550 SOL profit in just 1 month https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2086828473696268350

17 months of farming, 7K SOL profit, 20K SOL in fees https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2000578895242813506

+200 SOL in 2 days on a scam token https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2016840348337569955

> STRATEGIES

Guide to making big money on rugpulls https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/1993951744057868360

Strategy for profiting off volume spikes https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/1971258775068868760

50 SOL a day, the spray and pray gambling strat https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2098084558897807714

My indicator for when to close all slow cooks and when to come back https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2095055766910615869

> TOOLS

The 7 free tools I actually use for LP https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2090396777417462245

gmgn total fees is a made up number, here's where to look instead https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2100547089709035668

Why rugchecker is garbage and what actually works https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2100938040042565927

Streamflow, checking locks and unlocks before you enter a position https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2103116814490243111

> LP TIPS

When to claim your fees https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2092954401774186542

IL and liquidity efficiency, two misconceptions about wide ranges https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2103435433547887052

The two most unprofitable days of the week for slow cooks https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2104183167754063916

90% protection for slow cook positions against rugpulls https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2090715710771150972

> GOOD TO KNOW

Compound interest, how $1,000 turns into $1,247,561 https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2103041746271600976

Copytraders are parasites for an LP specialist https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2026225203638935554

5 simple steps to find out if your wallet is being copied https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2104460633546658004

A way to find out if your LP wallet is being copied

Just 5 simple steps

1. Find a token with a market cap above $1M, 3-5 days old, with barely any trading volume

2. Open GMGN with the token chart, Liquidity pool tab

3. You'll see nobody has added liquidity in the last 4 hours. Any token with no liquidity added for 15+ minutes works

4. As soon as you add liquidity through Meteora, GMGN will show your transaction. If other wallets jump into the position within 1-20 seconds after yours, you'll see them on the same tab

5. Bingo, those are your copytraders

A few extra notes

· The $1M cap and 3-5 days age aren't random, a lot of copytraders run filters like that. They actually use a whole bunch of filters, but this usually does the job

· Sometimes you need to wait 1-2 minutes for GMGN to catch up and show your transaction along with the copytraders

· When adding liquidity on Meteora, make sure the pool price matches GMGN. The pool is barely active, a price gap can cost you money

Went through my LP post drafts today, turns out I've got 54 of them stacked up

Now I just need to find the time to actually write them

I'm better at LP than writing lol

Two days of the week consistently eat into my profit

I see it in six months of data across all my slow cook LP Meteora wallets

And yes, I track daily stats in spreadsheets and log a lot of things

Where I lost and why, where I made it back

But that's a story for another time

The data showed I'd have made more money with zero positions on those two days

The days are Friday evening and all of Saturday, European time

The worst days for LP, specifically for slow cooks

Someone made a copy of my account https://x.com/sankkinhl

Please either file a report or ban this guy

This is usually done for some kind of scam

Our gang just crossed $1,000,000 in fees

Huge thanks to every single one of the 145 members

Having an audience this engaged means a lot and keeps me motivated to put out more LP content

If you're looking for a solid Referrer, welcome in https://www.meteora.ag/ref/MRB

A wide range doesn't make a position safer

Time to break down IL and liquidity efficiency

Two rookie misconceptions

1. "The wider the range, the less IL"
No idea where people even got that

2. "The wider the range, the safer the position"
This one deserves a closer look

> Where a wide range actually works

A wide range is only safe when the print is really strong and the token is volatile

The whole point of a wide range is staying in range and printing fees

But with no print, in range or out of range makes almost no difference, the money comes from the print

> Low print + wide range

With low print a wide range is inefficient use of liquidity

What's the point of opening a wide range position on a low print token, especially in bid ask?

The token can touch the top of the range and print nothing

And if it dumps with no print, the IL is huge and there are no fees to offset it

> What I do instead

In tokens like that I'd rather open a -50-60% range and take a 20-30% loss

Than wait for a miracle in a wide range and end up down 40-50% if the pump never comes

The lower a token falls, the bigger the bounce it needs just to break even

Medium and tight ranges need a smaller bounce to break even and profit compared to a wide one

> Bottom line

Low print + wide range is no print at all, it's inefficient use of liquidity

With low print it's either a tight/medium range or no entry at all, the risk reward is just bad

This post is for beginners, pros already know every use case for every range size and how to use liquidity efficiently

IL for every range in the table below

One of the most underrated tools for LP

@ streamflow_fi shows locks, vesting and every unlock by date

I run almost every tech token through it

Team said everything was locked

Opened streamflow, locked for one day

Technically not a lie, but I passed on the token

Some time later the team sold and the token died

· New token, you instantly see if the team is locked or can dump any day
· Everything's locked means nothing without the timeframe, a 1 day lock and a 1 month lock are two very different situations
· Going in long term, you know the unlock dates before you enter, not after the dump

1% a day turns $1,000 into $35,950 in a year

2% a day turns that same $1,000 into $1,247,561

This is one of the most fundamental things in LP

Once you get it, odds are you'll end up rich

No need to chase 1,000% gains, just stick to the strategy and grind every day

Taking on too much risk and eating big losses sets you back days or weeks

Risk control, discipline and cutting losses early sets you back just a day or two

Just look at the table and let it sink in

What I've dug up lately

Bubblemaps is most likely affiliated with pump fun https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2102708999095271507

Axiom is officially selling wallets for scam launches, there's no other way to put it https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2089357073007988890

Most KOLs run dozens of side wallets https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2096256967501078752

A lot of old KOL accounts have been bought out by major platforms

Making money in this market keeps getting harder

My investigations will probably never get views

But maybe @ zachxbt will find this one interesting

I've been running AI models on bubblemaps for pump fun tokens and beyond, many times over

And I have a strong feeling bubblemaps is affiliated and draws completely fake maps for certain tokens

The market is brutal enough that this isn't hard to believe

Non-believers can check for themselves

LP market update

> Spray and pray
First red day in 18 days
Before that the strategy delivered every single day https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2098084558897807714
Most StonkFun tokens dumped hard over the last 2 days with no real bounces
If StonkFun stays weak, I'll be reworking the strategy for this market
Got a couple ideas already, need to test them

> Under the radar pools
This approach hasn't run out of steam, it keeps delivering https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2099502292382683555
Always feels good to print where nobody's watching

If you found a good token to print on, I recommend using side wallets and rotating them from time to time

Other LPs are always hunting for good print

Launched a giveaway and over 14000 bots swarmed in

Hope they unfollow after the giv

Can't even turn on custom reactions

400+ SOL in 15 days on this strategy

The main rule

No pump fun tokens, they tend to give the worst results

StonkFun only

Easiest strategy when it comes to picking tokens, hardest when it comes to discipline

$SOL is up from $80 to $117

With a move like this, counting PnL in USD starts taking a mental toll

I've been there, LPing back when Solana was $200+ and converting everything to dollars

That was a mistake

So I keep reminding myself that 1 SOL = 1 SOL

Sticking to the strategy and working the same as always

Thank you all

There are 1000 of us now

THE LAUNCHPAD WAR IS ON

Fees 7d
pump fun $10m
Stonk $5m
Pons $23m

Fees 30d
pump fun $45m
Stonk $14m
Pons $139m

For two years pump fun had a monopoly on SOL

70% of all memecoin volume and billions in fees they straight up stole without ever doing an airdrop

It was only a matter of time before they lost the top spot, and now they're getting fucked from both sides

> $PONS
Beating pump fun on fees every single day since August 29
The interesting part is the launchpad on Robinhood didn't become just another pump fun, it gives 70% of its fees back to the market, keeping the memecoin season alive
And of course stock pairs, which is what sparked the trend in the first place

> $STONK
Launched August 3 and also flipped the model, money goes back to the market instead of the dev
Tens of millions of dollars given back already

I'll admit I got this one wrong, first few weeks I didn't get Stonk at all and thought it was some scam

> And what did $PUMP do?

As usual they just stole the narrative, and in the laziest way possible

September 9 they stole stock pairs
Before that they stole the dev fee model
And even earlier they stole the buyback system from Bonk

Last piece of my token selection criteria is portfolio balance

When I open tokleo, every token shows its 24h Fee/TVL %

I fill my portfolio with high risk, high print tokens running 10-50%+ 24h Fee/TVL

And I don't add tokens like 9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump sitting at 0.5%

They break the balance, and here not even a tighter range helps

A token like that loses real money on the way down and pays nothing in fees during high volatility

Tokens like that have no place in an LP portfolio

Spray and pray strat only works with high print tokens

If there's high print, I'm taking it

Here's the philosophy behind this strategy

Every token is bundled

Nobody knows if a memecoin is about to pump or dump

So I only want tokens with high print

Low print tokens break the balance

Low print can be offset with a tighter range, then one token balances out another

The goal is to have every position print high

And from there it's just spray and pray