Some of you detector gooners need to get a fu*king life.

🗣️"Bro, this detector says I have AIDS, but I'm a virgin. HOW, BRO? Did that app f*ck me while I was sleeping?"

🗣️"Bro, another detector says I have cancer, but my phone is working perfectly fine. How do I make it green, bro? Please, sir, please. I'll pay u😘"

MY BROTHER, THE ONLY THING THAT NEEDS FIXING IS YOUR OBSESSION WITH THESE F*CKING DETECTORS.

You spend more time checking detectors than actually using your device. You bought a phone to use it, not to spend the next three years trying to impress a bunch of f*cking detectors.

Not every warning needs a fix. Not every green tick means your device is secure.

Get a JOB 🤦🏻‍♀️