meme tutorial

Self improvement? That's entry level. I have AoE improvement

This is the part where he transgenders you

me when I deliver the unfortunate news of the fruit colleague leaving the team

my predictions for the switch 2 event in 20 minutes:
- Mario x Command & Conquer Generals crossover (bowser is helping the GLA re-do the baikonur cosmodrome launch from the start of ZH; toad has defected to china) (inexplicably no support for the new mouse mode in the joycons)
- nintendo ds support in virtual console, the only game announced is the nintendo ds browser
- the new button on the right joycon is a TV-B-Gone(tm)
- super mario all-stars with twitch integration (your twitch viewers can invert your controls, spawn enemies, delete the ground in front of you, etc)
- the ATi logo from the wii and gamecube is back
- new yoshi's island aimed at teaching you how to do your taxes

hello you absolute legends. today we're gonna cover karl jobst, who crowdfunded his legal defense under false pretenses

(intentionally wrong or misleading statement)