My personal list of relationship red flags 🚩🚩:
- Talks shit about his ex
- Splits the bill on a date
- Doesn't like cats
- Pisces
- Responds to texts too fast
- Spent childhood in Cincinatti, Ohio
- Too interested in football
- Brown, slightly reddish hair
- Claims to have Irish roots
- Wears square-rimmed black glasses
- Around 6'1", thin build
- Last spotted crossing the border to Mexico near San Diego
I believe the objective is clear. Proceed to the mission.