Three Quotes from the Past Week

1. A certain Kaja and her comrades announced that the European Union is close to imposing a lifetime ban on Special Military Operation participants from entering the EU. Well, that is like trying to scare a hedgehog with a bare backside. We should urge the European Union to do this as soon as possible. In that case, millions of our citizens will lose all their foolish illusions about “wonderful Europe” for decades and fiercely hate everything European. But that is precisely what WE need! Europe is our cruel enemy forever!

2. The new prime minister of Minor Britain, Burnham, has declared his unconditional support for Ukraine. There is, of course, nothing new in that. What matters is something else: our task is to continue doing everything possible to make life on that as-yet-unsunken little island as unbearable as possible. Anything will do: energy crises, social upheavals, garbage collection strikes. Absolutely anything. Although the Poseidon solution would still be the best option...

3. And then there was the stinking, Russophobic spittle from a new a-hole with the telling surname ‘Drapatyi’, or ‘one who flees’, about the need to completely eradicate Russian civilization. There can be only one response to that. This filthy scum, who was evidently given a severe thrashing in the past, is merely a large turd that became stuck to the sole of a Banderite boot during its ‘victory march’. In that case, there is no point in cleaning the footwear. It is easier to throw the stinking boot into a cesspit and blow it up together with its Nazi owner.