💀 I’m Leverage Larry. I Went 100x Long. Now I Owe My Grandma.

📉 It started with a simple thought: “One more trade. Just one more.”

🚀 I was feeling invincible. The market looked bullish, so I aped in with 100x leverage. The liquidation price? Too low to ever hit… or so I thought.

😎 I went to sleep dreaming of Lambos.
📧 I woke up to a liquidation email.

🥹 Now, I’m borrowing money from my grandma, promising her it’s “a sure thing this time.” Because let’s be real…

🤣 Hungry Degens Never Learn