Women are like options. Their peak value is when they are between 21 and 24 years old. After that, Theta eats them up. They are getting closer and closer to expiry. When they are over 45, they expire worthless. The sweet spot on the market is to buy calls with a 21 strike and sell calls with a 25 strike. Otherwise, Theta eats up your portfolio. And you make a profit when you secure kids/marriage. Dating women over 25 seriously is playing with fire. Mathematically, you are bound to lose.

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