🇨🇦 Nation-Building Project Flares 45 Times Over Permitted Limits, Locals Report Breathing Issues

LNG Canada — Trudeau's $40B crown jewel backed by Shell, Petronas, and PetroChina — is torching gas at volumes 45 times beyond legal limits while Kitimat residents cough through the fumes. Local nurse reports surge in respiratory complaints timed exactly with flaring events, but the company assures everyone their monitoring shows pollutants remain low. Trust the data, not your lungs.

This is your nation-building in action: foreign energy giants extracting Canadian resources under federal protection while a B.C. town becomes a ventilation experiment. The facility earned national interest designation to fast-track approvals, because nothing says sovereignty like handing Shell and Beijing preferential treatment to industrialize your communities. Ten safety notifications since March alone. But hey, at least it's the largest private sector investment in Canadian history — just don't breathe too deeply near it.

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