Kenziepuff

“Why are we flying around the moon, what’s the point?”

Amazon has official Tamagotchis for 16 dollars if anyone cares.

Note: nearly all replies discussing that “assimilation IS real” mention inter-marrying with Americans. That’s not assimilation, though. Would you, the audience, like to think about it and conclude what that actually is?

Feliz Jueves

As a mother your goal should be to create the comfy hospitable home life of a Baggins, supplemented with encouraging the adventurous spirit of a Took.

Happy 70th birthday to the Fishing King.

Seeing moms in Facebook groups suggest that someone take their baby boy to a rabbi for circumcision because it’s cheaper and they’ll do it eight days after birth

*American pulp hero dies*
“Wow you are all such SHEEP, he supported Isra-“

Death once had a near–Chuck Norris experience. RIP.

Did he really just-

I am not interested in voting for any politician in the USA that doesn’t have this same attitude when accused of such things.

This is the only type of Foreigner I support.

Women don’t want flowers women want men who look like No More Tears by Ozzy sounds.

Imagine never experiencing “mom, I brought you a flower” in the Springtime.

Good morning, Monday morning.

Leave the roads, take the trails.