1. was just happened.
What you just posted was so bizarre and stupid than my hair line crawled back, and I want to, well, die. The reason for that mistake of the post is your brain.

You may see yourself as a Galaxy brain Meme Wizard and the greatest Scheißeposter of all time, but if we were to cut you in half and see what's inside, we would find that you mostly consists of a strange matter of sorts. Composed of dead skin cells, anime, dead memes and extra virgin (oil).

The world is a big clown car and you are one of the clowns in it. In the future you should favor the Non-shit ideas, or I may explode. To see just how strong of an explosion it would be we linked the example in the description.
via youtube