a married baker asked for my number because he ‘definitely needs english’ and wanted me to tutor him. showed me the wedding cake he made for himself and his wife. talked about his wife. really established the whole ‘i am a married man who simply needs english help’ narrative

me: okay ❤️ sounds good ❤️ very married ❤️ the wife is so lucky to have a man talking about her when she’s not around ❤️

him at midnight: