HELP-FORWARDING! The Hunger Calls. We seek the souls bearing JASP.ER muses. Their Comeback arrives on August 19th, and a feast shall be held with us. Present yourself to @JASPERVOIDBOT and mark your attendance in our box below, we shall count every soul that answers the call.
I, the undersigned. [Name, Muse & @ Username] hereby present myself for attendance at the forthcoming comeback. May my presence be duly counted among the souls gathered for this feast. Much obliged, Jaspervoid!