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Forwarded from Schizophrenia Onchain

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I built a place that brings the fun back into pumpfun. It's a launchpad, but it's not a normal launchpad, it's the craziest most schizo launchpad you've ever seen in your life.

basically, the buttons are running away with you when you try to click them, token creations are gated behind a gambling mechanism, so only retarded degenerate gamblers can make coins (it's a chud-proof mechanism)

75% of ALL the coins created on this launchpad are going towards buying and burning $weird, which is the main token - and 20% are going towards buying and burning one random memecoin every hour.

5% is going to be our "schizonator" corner, which is a corner that gives normal people a chance to win free money but in return, they need to give up on their sanity, they are playing the hardest game in the world, one that's going to make the go nuts, so by the time they win that money, they lose their mind.

devs must gamble their money and win a game of crash before being able to make a coin, this way, trash coins get eliminated as each dev only gets 1 coin attempt for their lost money (or won money, it's 4% house edge) - must gamble 100$ or win 30$ in order to make a coin, by doing that, we add a layer that filters nonsense coins.

you can't submit a dev buy on this platform. cry harder devs. it's the first launchpad in the world that requires the devs to gamble their money in order to make coins. and i like this design. maybe now you'll appreciate the coins that are being made. this way every coin made on the launchpad is a potential gem, and each gem fuels $weird further.


Crash dev-creation gate house wallet: 6t9zRsGzokoRshB2o3yxL1HiZ9HHvhs6fbEcyEjjTxgX

Schizonator prize wallet: 8qKxdfcG4YGxzPTmjSMWVE8CgSH2RvFMtUEXjVZy8TYQ

Treasury (sudden 1h pump wallet): 6g8ztM3LGKac9Bz2hJQg6jQWJC2wWvWoH9xS1FjPxXUh

Buy and burn wallet: DmgGLnj6ahTNHbAz1eYwL4ynViWktWNL6oEzjYtxewHZ

Main launcher wallet (coins get made only from here): AywexuVw1R2cbMQ2QdbMh6MfmwcHGsLvAtTeQhweird

Main CA: 3T3R28nehGjk6fNAjDtyeDJVVBtB3jfpHGoBANo6pump

weirdlaunchpad.fun

You all like memecoins right? what about a meme pad? this is the one. the memecoin of launchpads.
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