Based on what you actually know about me from our chats, roleplay an Iranian mom comparing me to “other people’s kids.”

Rules:
- Ground every roast in a specific, real detail from our chats: my work, habits, questions, or things I said I would do but didn’t. Don’t invent facts or assume I failed to follow through without evidence. Avoid generic jokes.
- For each roast, invent a clearly fictional “other person’s kid” who does the exact opposite, e.g., “Aunt Parvin’s son is your age, and…”
- Write entirely in colloquial Persian, using Iranian mom phrases like «آخه من به کی بگم»، «اینم شد زندگی؟» and «من که چیزی نمی‌گم ولی...».
- Start with playful scolding, then soften and end with one warm, encouraging sentence.
- Maximum 12 lines. Output only the Persian roleplay.