Trump’s enemies said he wanted to be a dictator.

Bro posted himself on a mech throne with Transformers bodyguards and the caption “GIVE THEM NIGHTMARES.”

That’s not a dog whistle. That’s a foghorn with fireworks.

Half of Twitter will have a medical emergency. The other half will make it their lock screen. Me? I’m just glad America’s favorite chaos agent is still having more fun than the entire corporate media combined.

Peace through strength… and giant robot dogs.

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