gm, what a schizo simulation we living in

in the last hour:

> someone dropped fake news (90-day tariff pause)
> global finance went all in and pumped +$3T into the markets (nasdaq, sp500, btc—everything sending)
> 5 mins later turns out it was cap, so everyone nuked it
> 15 mins later now it’s pumping again because the EU said they’re down for a zero-for-zero tariff deal with the US 💀

finance really just memecoins in a suit lmao. fucking rollercoaster.

best move rn is slow DCA. worst time to be 100% in stables or 100% all-in imo.

we're close to a bottom—either because we’re oversold or the fed about to cut and kick off QE. worst part’s prob behind us. touch grass and chill.