TGViewer
TAN TAN @hodl_tan · 3.14K subscribers
Post #857 381
How to WAKE UP on a Monday morning without an alarm?

Step 1: Hold a token with 20% inflation
Step 2: Go to bed
Step 3: Jolt awake with your bags lighter than your pillow

Repeat 2 & 3 until desired wake up time has been reached.
  • 🔥 6
  • ❤ 2
Open in Telegram All posts from @hodl_tan
More from @hodl_tan
  1. May 20, 2026Inflation worries him too!
  2. May 18, 2026If this pops up on your screen, you’re officially in the anti-inflation club. Tell us how…
  3. May 4, 2026Inflation isn’t evil. But it’s lazy when left unchecked. Most chains print until the marke…
  4. May 2, 2026As a Layer-1, our goal is to eliminate friction for users. But for users, friction has nev…
  5. Apr 28, 2026Can you guess what it says?
  6. Apr 23, 2026Talking to so many builders made us realize one thing. Gas fees aren’t just numbers on-cha…
Threads Profile ViewerView any public Threads profile without an account.Open ThreadLook →Writing with AI? Make it sound human.Metric37 rewrites AI drafts so they read naturally. Free AI detector, 1,500 words free.Try Metric37 →