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Post #33995 526 Oct 9, 2026, 20:50 UTC

Re: Man discovers his parents' coffee machine used 1TB of data in 10 days

That reminds me of this classic:

  My wife asked me why I was carrying a gun in the kitchen
  I said "Rogue AI"
  My wife laughed
  I laughed
  The toaster laughed
  I shot the toaster

mindcrime, 9 hours ago

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