Многоуважаемый Сабзик!
С твоим супер крутым праздником!! В честь дня рождения я исполню тебе песню (Мне лень записывать гс пж сделайте вид что я спел)

Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks" -> Obie Trice

[Intro]
Two trailer park girls go round theoutside;
round the outside, round the outside
{*scratches*}
Two trailer park girls go round theoutside;
round the outside, round the outside
{*scratches*}

Guess who's back
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. {*Eminem hums*}

[Verse One: Eminem]
I've created a monster, cause nobodywants to see Marshall no more
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver(huh?)
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'llgive ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hardliquor
Some vodka that'll jump start my heartquicker
than a shock when I get shocked at thehospital
by the doctor when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin the table while he'soperating (hey!!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
but your husband's heart problem'scomplicating
So the FCC won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty, without me
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that, cum on your lips, and someon your tits
And get ready, cause this shit's about toget heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOUDEBBIE!

[Chorus: Eminem]
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

[Verse Two: Eminem]
Little Hellions, kids feelin rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still listen toElvis
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
'til someone comes along on a missionand yells BITCH!!!
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin theairwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone kissin myass {*smak*}
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me?
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
{*bzzt*} Fix your bent antenna tune it inand then I'm gonna
enter in, endin up under your skin like asplinter
The center of attention, back for thewinter
I'm interesting, the best thing sincewrestling
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
{*bzzt*} Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, soon as someonementions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents isfree
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

[Chorus]

[Verse Three: Eminem]
A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
anybody who's talkin this shit, that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your asskicked
worse than them little Limp Bizkitbastards
And Moby? You can get stomped byObie
You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, letgo
It's over, nobody listen to techno
Now let's go, just gimme the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of newinsults
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
ever since Prince turned himself into asymbol {*knife slices*}
But sometimes the shit just seems
everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
No I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
to do black music so selfishly
and used it to get myself wealthy
(Hey!!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other white rappersemerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty, without me

[Chorus]

{*Eminem sings this twice:
"Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"*}

[Eminem] Kids!