If you've not a single Woobie,
Well, that's just such a shame!
In this here crazy Boogy,
You've got yourself to blame!

The soldiers trade their crackers,
It matters not that much
The only thing that matters
's the Woobie's silky touch!

So get yourself a friend,
The one thing you'll hold dear,
Love the Woobie 'till the end
The prize among your gear!