Interestingly enough, jew, I have the same theory about you. Let me post it here.

TDT's Modified Occam's Razor: The Simplest Answer is "It Is Always The jews."

Brief:

Everything I look into that is dangerous to Native European Excellence always has a jew that is behind it. Not just involved, not just a statistical outlier, but directly responsible for it. Ergo since everything works out to always be them, let's just save time by always blaming them for everything bad in the world. This is why all "conspiracy theories" must be investigated, unless it pins it on the jews, in which case those are always correct and it is a waste of time to even look into it.

Q & A Section:

Q: I have a situation where it seems like it is not the jews, what do I do?

A: One, or both of the following is true:

1. You clearly do not have enough data yet.

2. They had it coming anyway.

I will continue to work on this in the future.

t. Tsar Mister Uncle Doctor Retard The 1strd. Ruler of Retardia and Autismostan.