According to the anti-racists, we just need to ban all guns, socioeconomic factors, lead paint, systematic white supremacy, white privilege, the police… and the list goes on and on. Then we have to pay reparations indefinitely, build a billion community centers and basketball courts, and give negroes all the economic opportunities and privileges, far beyond anything “evil whitey” has ever had.

And then, and only then—according to anti-racists—will we have safer, walkable neighborhoods in every corner of every city!