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Классификация языков программирования по Борхесу

According to the Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Knowledge, programming languages can be classified into the following categories:

1) Those that generate code through interpretive dance
2) Those that can only be programmed using an abacus and Morse code
3) Those that are written entirely in emojis
4) Those that communicate only through telepathy and require the programmer to have a specific set of psychic abilities
5) Those that can only be executed during specific planetary alignments
6) Those that are programmed by feeding data to a swarm of bees
7) Those that require the programmer to have a PhD in theology to understand the syntax
8) Those that can only be executed on a computer that is submerged in water
9) Those that are programmed by casting spells and incantations
10) Those that use only punctuation marks and symbols, such as "%%%", ">>>", or "&&&"
11) Those whose syntax is based on the mating habits of insects
12) Those that require the programmer to wear a top hat while coding
13) Those that are written entirely in reverse order
14) Those that are only understood by computers with a certain level of emotional intelligence
15) Those that are designed specifically for time travelers
16) Those that use a language that only the gods can understand
17) Those that use curly braces, but only for aesthetic purposes
18) Those that only allow for single-letter variable names
19) Those that are based on the principle of chaos theory
20) Those that require the programmer to chant a mantra before compiling
21) Those that can only be run on a computer that has been blessed by a priest or shaman
22) Those that are made entirely out of cheese
23) Those that are written in a language that does not exist yet
24) Those that are powered by the thoughts of a telepathic octopus
25) Those that are created by a computer program that has achieved consciousness
26) Those that are written in binary code by extraterrestrial beings
27) Those that are created by ancient civilizations that have been lost to time
28) Those that are invented by mad scientists in their secret labs
29) Those that are created by wizards to cast spells
30) Those that use curly braces {} and those that don't
31) Those that can only be understood by dogs
32) Those whose syntax resembles a recipe for banana bread

Классификация была честно сгенерена ChatGPT с таким запросом:

Generate a classification of programming languages, as it was taken from Borges' Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Knowledge. The classification must be absurd and chaotic, just like the Borges' version

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