boys don’t cry

quality: common
the loudness of the slap that anime enemies will receive: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️☆
the truthfulness of the phrase “boys don’t cry”: ⭐️⭐️☆☆☆

a slight change in splinter’s students: shredder and his associates were caught off guard— instead of a brooding leonardo, the gang was joined by andrew jackson jihad, who looks like a stewed rabbit but has the charisma of a thousand turtles
eclecticism mocks the corpse of minimalism: king gizzard and the lizard wizard launched an attack on the neighboring normie state for their nauseating accusations of maximalism and mindless repetition of learned phrases and behavior patterns