New Anti-Cheat System Released: AI Mind Reading

To ensure the fairest competition possible, we’ve rolled out a groundbreaking solution.
Starting today, Flappy Duck uses an experimental neural network to scan your thoughts before each run.
Yes — we’ll know if you were thinking about cheating. 🧠

If the system detects even a hint of unfair intent — like:
• "What if I just auto-tap this..." 🖥
• "I could spoof my score..." 🔐
• "No one will notice if I ‘test’ a tiny script..."👨‍💻
— your account will be instantly banned. No appeals. No forgiveness. Just... ban. 👮‍♂️

We believe in clean competition.
We believe in duck.
We believe in AI that judges silently, but harshly.


And then we remembered:
It’s April 1st.
Your thoughts are still your own. Probably.