BTC faked a trip to the dentist at $76K, smoked $250M in long positions for breakfast, then bounced to $80,538 (+4.3%) — classic weekend rug for the leverage geniuses who thought they were slick. ETH’s chilling at $2,500 (+1.7%) after last week’s pump, still riding the ETF hopium IV drip.
▪️ PROM up 29% on a pathetic $22M volume — another day, another pump-and-dump script running circles on low-liquidity trash.
▪️ TUT down 38% on massive volume — devs finally remembered they had the private keys, eh? Shocker.
▪️ SOL up 7.6% with real volume ($572M) — maybe the institutions realized it wasn't actually buried six feet under.
▪️ Weekend dip to $76K obliterated a quarter billion in longs; Treasury buyback announcement then triggered a $3B short squeeze, shoving BTC back above its 50-week EMA.
▪️ Zondacrypto boss Przemysław Kral is suddenly best friends with prosecutors after allegedly losing $650M of client money in Poland’s biggest crypto heist.
▪️ ETH rallied 30% weekly on over $2.6B ETF inflows; BTC hit $80K, frying another $220M in shorts — bears are getting cooked medium-rare daily.
📊 Fear & Greed:
74 (Greed)Fear & Greed at 74 (Greed), up from yesterday’s 73 — everyone’s feeling invincible again after two back-to-back squeezes. History says this is where you tighten your stops, but hey, don’t let me rain on your euphoria parade.
🔮 Chasing that PROM +29%? Last week’s top gainers are next week’s top losers. You’ve been warned, degen.
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