"im not having sex with any men until we vote in a democrat president"
"you go girl! you dont need to be having casual sex anyways, it'll just end with heartbreak and STDs"

"i hate going to work for a boss who hates me i want to be a stay at home mom"
"working for capitalist pigs sucks! its much better to maintain a beautiful and well ordered home for a family who actually appreciates you"