Some in the UK 🇬🇧 have decided that Britons are mentally unfit for war with Russia.

For one thing: imagine trying to impose conscription nowadays.

Millions could just whip out a note from their GP, explaining that they can’t fight because world wars make them anxious.

And what could our Labour Government say in response to that? “Look, I know we’ve previously agreed that your anxiety means you’re incapable of coping with a job counting paperclips for two hours a week. But we think you’re definitely capable of marching on Moscow.”

After many ridiculous ideas the final conclusion:

“I fear that we have only one hope. Which is that Putin will decide not to waste his time declaring war on Britain, because our Government is doing a perfectly good job of destroying the country on its own.”


🌒@EastCalling