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🏴 It's alive and glowing

GM, degens!

πŸ˜€ Missed us? We missed you too, and we worked really hard to improve our absolute beast of a bot. While the devs were staying up all night hunting bugs, our beloved TON leveled up and even started showing signs of life. Is the meme season coming soon too? To get you ready for it, we've rolled out a few new updates.

🀯 Taking over the trading world
β€’ Groypad and Uranus β€” we shipped support for these platforms. Word on the street is the token devs are getting a piece of the pie there too, but we haven't checked.
β€’ DeDust CPMM v2 β€” the fees are finally separated from the position! DTrade already knows how to handle them, do you?

🚨 FUUUUUUULLLL GAAASSS
The DTrade team has done a massive optimization of the bot. What does this mean for you?
β€’ Orders are executed faster than you can even think about taking extra profits.
β€’ No lagging under heavy load β€” just pure, smooth sniping and flawless execution of limit orders.

πŸ€“ Liquidity is here, pools are loaded, and the bot is flying. All that's left is to find your 100x gem and fly off to Da Nang to drink coconuts.

Check your phone, there might be something important there

πŸ‘Œ See ya!
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