What my primal instincts tell me.

Puppy: make love
Cat: grab by the hair
Wolf: grab by the throat
Bear: ignore
Pig: ignore
Dinosaur: ignore
Fox: grab by the wrist
Bunny: tell her she's pretty, then pass her to a bro
Horse: ignore
Snake: grab by the throat & slap
Deer: forehead kiss, then pass to a good friend
Gorilla: ignore
Monkey: introduce her to a chud
Hamster: wait
Feminist: introduce her to a stray cat

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